(Shushes Donkey). Doesn't that bother you? He sees several shadows moving and looks around. That was amazing! SHREK: It's on my to-do list, now come on! ", SHREK: What did I say about singing? But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. I give you our champion! Blue flower, red thorns. Fiona smacks Shrek on the back of the head and screams in frustration. VILLAGER 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. Farquaad points at Shrek. She said I was ugly! Please! Suddenly Fiona's eyes open wide and light up. I heard the two of you talking. DONKEY: Wow. Shrek lightly tugs at the arrow but stops, wincing in pain. They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. DONKEY: You know, when we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff. (walks towards the castle). Puss leaps onto the bed. 20% Off with code OUTDOORSALE Magnitude. SHREK: What? SHREK: There it is, princess. She tosses the bouquet and lays back down, swooning. Calm down. There is a montage of scenes as the group heads back to Duloc. A little later, Fiona is now frying the eggs over the campfire using a rock skillet. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. He bends down over Fiona and she puckers her lips. Once again everyone else claps. DONKEY: I didn't want to say nothin', but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look. Ogres have layers! DONKEY: You want me to read you a bedtime story? Oh. Donkeys don't have sleeves. DONKEY: What are you asking me for? Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh(coughs) I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings and stuff. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. You're gonna tear it off. I get half the booty. I warn ya! shrek script no spaces. Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. GINGY: Okay, I'll tell you. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 5. SHREK: Oh, I know what. Two! Shrek walks in another direction. Shrek brushes the cloak onto the floor, while the birds come back to place a wreath of flowers on Donkey's head. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. Perched on a rock pinnacle, it was surrounded by a terrifying lake of molten lava. Who's hiding them? Shrek fiddles with the door handle, unable to open it. Shrek heaves a deep sigh. What do I have to do get a little privacy? You ate the princess. Time out, Shrek! I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good. Wake up and smell the pheromones. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? DONKEY: Yeah, I know. Fiona grabs Donkey's head and pulls it down to her. DONKEY: Shrek! Donkey wanders off in the opposite direction, still talking to himself, and pushes his way through a giant set of doors. Don't look down. She straightens her dress, lays back down, and then quickly reaches over for bouquet of flowers off the side table. Shrek uses the ropes to launch himself at two knights, knocking them over with his arms. Donkey opens the door to the windmill and steps in. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire. Suddenly Dragon lands nearby and the guards flee in terror. She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. FIONA: Well(laughs) when one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's athere's an arrow in your butt! Fiona gives Hood a one-handed push and jams her finger into his chest. (Picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) It's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him). FIONA: Excuse me. The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. Fairy tale creatures." [Sighs] Guard 1: All right. FIONA: No, it's destiny. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear. Shrek jumps over and approaches the bridge, with Donkey joining in behind him. (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! The chain swings back and he is left dangling above her. Please let me introduce myself. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. DONKEY: Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad? (Drops from the log. FIONA: Hey! The guard offers Fiona assistance, but she looks up onto the saddle on her own. Fiona kneels down and takes Donkey's head in her arms. Wild applause erupts from the guards. But I like you anyway. Fiona gives Shrek a suspicious look. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? Thank you! All I have to do is just find someone who can go MIRROR: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. I'm notnot emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this, uh - - "magnitude" really is the word I'm looking for. SHREK: You know, she's right. Her sad look turns to bitterness. People take one look at me and go "Aah! I live alone! FIONA: I mean, look at him. The two gaze up at Duloc Castle, a building that towers over the rest of the kingdom. Oh, I know! Man those guards! DONKEY: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make (Gasps, seeing the skeleton of a horse). Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. FARQUAAD: I'm not the monster here, you are. -Next! Donkey gasps and makes eye contact with Shrek. DONKEY: Right. SHREK: Oh, I understand. . It wasn't no brimstone. The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. I've mastered the stairs. DONKEY: I hope you heard that. You're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Shrek takes the mug and smashes the spigot off the large barrel of beer behind him. Dragon purses her lips and gets ready to kiss Donkey. Blue flower, red thorns. Get up! That is a nice boulder. Fiona looks at Donkey and freezes with panic. It's a compliment. Thank you very much! They never last, do they? Donkey, unable to grab on, falls off but Shrek catches him by the tail. She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles to keep up with her. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs (Grabs the helmet and puts it on). Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! Fiona jumps in front of Shrek, blocking him. Shrek arrives back home. MOUSE 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? 2. I'm makin' waffles. Or something! But that's why we gotta stick together. Caso voc baixou o Script arraste o arquivo . If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place. SHREK: Yeah. Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. Shrek walks back, yanks Fiona's arm. No way. Okay, here we go. She reverts her attention back to the long-awaited Lord Farquaad. His smile is only met with annoyance, which confuses him. the entire bee movie script. Shrek lets go of the chain and the chandelier falls onto her head, which acts as a collar around her neck. FIONA: I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude. I love to talk. Farquaad stops his horse in front of Fiona. SHREK: You're crazy. Princess, where are you? You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" Fiona screams in terror as Dragon flies over the boiling lava to get them. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. Shrek and Donkey exchange looks. Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. A voice sounds from the distance. SHREK: Does anyone else know where to find him? FIONA: I can't just marry whoever I want. (bites into Shrek's ear), GORDER: Blah! Shrek looks past her and spots a group approaching. Then you showed up and bam! I don't have time for this. DONKEY: (Jumping up and down) Oh! DONKEY: Oh, my God! Shrek points to her last piece of food. Shrek yelps and jumps away. DONKEY: But, uh, I don't have any friends. Fiona belches, stopping Shrek and Donkey in their tracks. She notices a suit of armor that reminds her of Shrek. MIRROR: (chuckles nervously) So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. T-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more, designed and sold by independent artists around the world. She hurries over to him. The dragon begins to swing its tail back and forth with Shrek still holding on, then launces him into the air. FARQUAAD: Excellent! DONKEY: I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Me neither. The audience goes wild. His eyes cross and as he reaches the bottom of the slide, he groans and stumbles off. DONKEY: Man, I like you. FARQUAAD: Oh, that is so sweet. You're amazing. Oh, sure! Look, it's not that bad. Montage of different scenes. That's bad. She wanders off into the woods, marveling at the nature, and begins to sing. MIRROR: Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is.! FIONA: And what do you know about true love?! He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. DONKEY: You know what I think? I'm fine. FIONA: I have to. OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! The Ghost of Lord Farquaad. But I'll let you do themeasuringwhen you see him tomorrow. Suddenly the magic of the spell pulls Fiona away. (smiles evilly). All right then. I'll stick with you. I'm terrified. then I ate some rotten berries. DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. Um, good for me too. This horrible, ugly beast! SHREK: No, that'll take longer. Suddenly he hears a far out yell from Shrek. Have at him! He goes outside to investigate, and sees Donkey assembling a line of branches and small rocks. Wait wait--what are you doing?! I'm lookin' down! Take love's true form.". He's really quite a chatterbox. DONKEY: Oh, yeah. I'm all alonethere's no one here beside me Shrek is getting ready for dinner. I thought we was lookin' for the princess. Blue flower, red thorns. Shrek, now disguised as a knight in shining armor walks off further into the castle. Shrek lands on Donkey and bumps him out of Dragon's grasp just as she is about to kiss him, and she instead kisses Shrek's butt. I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up. What are youno! Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! FIONA: No! Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. Bring it in! Fiona grabs hold of the arrow and begins to pull. Though a bit startled, she is ecstatic to see her knight-in-shining armor. There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. (laughs) The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! I respect that, Shrek. I didn't invite them. Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? It's disgusting! DONKEY: (Nervously to himself) Okay, don't look down. Donkey interrupts the moment. A clever amalgamation of wry adult comedy and bucolic, kid-friendly whimsy, it put a twist on the fairytale format with outrageous trope-smashing characters, a catchy soundtrack . SHREK: Okay! (he runs inside the hut). Donkey stops by a river where he finds Dragon crying, both of them happy to see each other. (looks down and yelps) I don't have any toes! I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! (pushes the coffin away). I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid MERRYMEN: What he's basically saying is he likes to get MONSIEUR HOOD: Paid! No, no, no. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. Well, guess what! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" Take it away! The sooner, the better. Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. my bad, he screamed the new testament of the bible. The arrow flies past her and towards Donkey, who jumps into Shrek's arms to get out of the way. I've heard enough. No! "Princess" and "ugly" don't go together. Fiona backs up and gives Shrek a sheepish smile. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. FARQUAAD: PrincessFionashe's perfect. Dragon ends up in front of them and breathes fire. I'm too young for you to die! #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#shrek the musical Edit 1 view 1 editor edited 1+ month ago Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. There's so much to do! This is all wrong. SHREK: Love me? An image of Cinderella doing housework flips to a portrait of Cinderella in her ball gown putting on the glass slipper. Listen to Jesus' crucifixion for example, it's odly interesting. You know, I'd better go inside. Donkey, frantic, begins to scamper around hysterically. No one answers. Donkey rips a flower off a nearby bush, which happens to be a blue flower with red thorns, and takes off running. Well then who was she talking about? You're great pals, aren't ya? Next! SHREK Not fast enough. She looks down and spots the sunflower left by the door. Donkey might just flatter his way out of becoming dragon food. Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. Shrek starts pulling down the wall and picks up a large branch. SHREK: Okay, you two, head for the exit! The crowd boos. He's the one who wants to marry you. I could feel it. When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Here's what we know. Farquaad manically laughs as he walks over to the table. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. I can't breathe. [Gasps] Guard 2: Move it along. It is the Magic Mirror. SHREK: Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me? Take it and go before I change my mind. A hideous creature! You're not supposed to be an ogre! You're just reeking of feminine beauty. There's something I want Fiona looks around for Shrek only to see Donkey sleeping. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. I was born outside. Thunder strikes and crows circling the castle can be heard. See?! He hands it back to an appalled Fiona, but before she can react, they are startled by the dragon's roar and she drops it to the floor. Nobody else! DONKEY: You know, I do too. And Shrekwellyou got a lot in common. Ha, ha! No! Fiona points downwards at a small arrow jutting out of Shrek's behind. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek . SHREK: Yeah, right before they burst into flames! Fiona wakes up and looks at him lying on the floor unconscious. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. DONKEY: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay? Shrek catches up with Donkey and Fiona, who are waiting near the exit. We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. SHREK: So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. SHREK: All right, get out of here. Shrek picks up the last knight, spinning him over his head and then throwing him against the post of the wrestling ring. DONKEY: Oh, wow! I was just kidding. SHREK: (holds up a mug of beer) Can't we just settle this over a pint? SHREK: Wait a second. Everybody loves cakes! (setting down Donkey and Fiona) I'll take care of the dragon. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. GUARD: All right. Shrek marches through the Duloc Knights, who back away in disgust upon noticing him. DONKEY: You know what else everybody likes? SHREK: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. Shrek hops over a set of ropes that appears to make up a wrestling ring. It didn't come off no stone neither. Incredible! He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Before sunset. Camp is definitely starting to sound good. Finally all the knights are down. FARQUAAD: Very well, ogre. Shrek sits on the hill and gazes out at Duloc until nightfall. Shrek brings the knight over to Donkey, who leans on the ropes and headbutts the knight. It's beautiful! The dragon now focuses its attention on Donkey, breathing fire at him and forcing him onto a stone bridge. DONKEY: Uh-uh, no way. Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him. Just go on in and tell her how you feel. The pair walk off into the night with Shrek's torch lighting the way. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. I'm a real boy. That was really scary. One of the guards looms over him and he begins to scurry away, muttering to himself. Farquaad gets down on one knee and takes Fiona's hand, pulling her down sharply. Scared Shrekless. Run! A limerick? We both have layers. You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?". When does this guy say the line? FIONA: Sunset?! I'm a donkey. (He spits milk into Farquaad's eye. The pair start making their way through the hallways of the dragon's dark and spooky keep. There are several functions that require your attendance, sir. SHREK: Oh, no. I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? We'll never make it in time. Kick it to the curb. Dragon lets out a defeated cry, then gives a sad whimper. FIONA: But there's.robbers in the woods. SHREK: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small. I got a great idea! GINGY: Eat me! FIONA: Well --yes, actually! If we need you, I'll whistle. Dragon belches and Farquaad's crown flies out of her mouth and falls to the ground. This is good. Fiona looks at Donkey, cloaked in shadows, from up above on a platform. See?! This one's full. You are what you eat, I said. They both shrug at each other. Did you do that? You're not coming home with me. FIONA: No kidding. In the center of the room, Dragon has Donkey wrapped up on her tail. It was directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, and features the voices of Mike Myers . Shrek is walking towards the windmill with a sunflower in his hand, talking to himself. DONKEY: Oh, come on, Shrek. MONSIEUR HOOD: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad! She reaches down, squeezing Donkey's face. THE CAPTAIN: That's it. The three continue their journey back to Duloc though the woods. (awkward silence) Can I stay with you? I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! Can you forgive me? -Twenty pieces. Shrek walks off. Move it along. Donkey: Say no more, say no more. I'm not through with you yet. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Fiona looks guilty, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. DONKEY: It's very spooky in here. Farquaad gestures to the man with the prompter card holds up a card that says 'Laugh'. Look, I-- I talked to her last night She's --. Fiona, don't listen to him--. Of course! FARQUAAD: (To himself) Two? Better out than in, I always say. PINOCCHIO: Father, please! DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? The force of the spell blows against the crowd and all the windows. Geppetto takes the money and walks off. DONKEY: Ha-ha-ha! You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. THE CAPTAIN: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to a designatedresettlementfacility? Hmm? Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. No! I'm a real boy. All right, hop on and hold on tight. You're letting her get away! Fiona turns her attention away from the setting sun. That really made me feel good to see that. I'm here till Thursday. SHREK: Well, yeah. The abandoned windmill is filed with shadows and cobwebs. I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. Back, beast! Fiona, Farquaad, and his guards set off towards Duloc. The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. SHREK: Men of Farquaad's stature are inshort supply. shrek script no spaces . You don't wanna listen to me. DONKEY: You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? Oh, no. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. SEQ. SHREK: The wedding! Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. Okay, um, ogres are like onions. The group quickly climbs up to safety. (jumps down to the table). The crowd gasps and one person faints. Men with prompter cards hold up cards that says 'Revered Silence'. All you have to do is marry a princess. The crowd cheers and applauds. SHREK: Yeah, well, maybe you're right, princess. What's he like? She points her arm to her left and Shrek turns around. DONKEY: Oh! (turns). I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know! SHREK: That! Donkey: Yes, roomie? Donkey catches up to Shrek as he his walking away. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. SHREK: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. There are little wooden people inside and they begin to sing. GUARDS: He's getting away! A large amount of guards run in and grab ahold of Shrek and Fiona. The villager drops it. The villager mutters to himself. Well was it something you ate? We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. Farquaad is captivated by the portrait of Fiona. I'll see you drawn and quartered! DONKEY: Please! Now I really see what's goin' on here. FIONA: A little unorthodox I'll admit. Dragon looks back at Donkey after him and Shrek climb off of her back. DONKEY: Cool. (Smiles). She leans over to kiss Farquaad but Shrek pulls her away by the hand. Shrek 2: Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. Right? DONKEY: Okay, okay. Shrek grabs Donkey in one arm and then grabs Princess Fiona, who has wandered into the room, with the other arm as he runs past her. Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. I can change. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet. You're my rescuer. They take off, soaring through the clouds and to Duloc. SHREK: Well, they're also great in stews. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. Couldn't have been the donkey. The mention of this Lord Farquaad prompts Fiona to turn around in surprise. She begins backing up toward the windmill. FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. Hapaya! 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